1200 calories a day -> - 0.3 - 0.7 kg a week
800 calories a day -> - 0.7 - 1.4 kg a week
500 calories a day -> - 1.5 - 2.5 kg a week
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For all of our non metric friends:
1200 calories a day -> - 0.6 - 1.5 lbs a week
800 calories a day -> - 1.5 - 3.1 lbs a week
500 calories a day-> - 3.3 - 5.5 lbs a week
This is actually really helpful
So sorry if I reblog this every 5 minutes
A sudden urge to lower my intake attacks 👊🏻
- Remus: *bending over to pick something up off the ground*
- Sirius: Please fuck me.
- Remus: What?
- Sirius: I SAID PLEASE FUCK ME, OKAY? LIKE, RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING GO ON BEING A BORING, STRAIGHT BOY ANYMORE, AND I WANT YOUR COCK--
- Remus: *blushing furiously* Okay! Okay. Just please stop talking, Sirius. We're in the middle of a test.
- McGonagall: Oh no, do carry on, you've just won me five galleons from Albus.
Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone
- Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?
- Harry: Yes.
- Umbridge: What?
- Harry: Well, I mean, I'm running four for four.
- Umbridge: Mr. Potter-
- Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.
- Umbridge: Mr. Potter-
- Harry: And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory.
- Umbridge: Mr. Potter-
- Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn't mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.
- Umbridge: MR. POTTER-
- Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise.
- Umbridge: POTTER!
- Harry: So, yeah, I figure it's 100% you'll attack me in June, 50/50 you'll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse.
- Harry: (Turns to Hermione)
- Harry: Did I get the math right?
- Hermione: Yes.
Years of studying Literature taught me to read between the lines, and between all those lines, every character is gay.
How to interprete a book:
(1) The individaual is broken because of society.
(2) The protagonist is secretly gay.
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